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NOOOO!!!!!! D'X
FUCK THIS!! JUST!! AGHH!!!
Okay, it's like this. I was just playing Alpha Sapphire and had just captured Rayquaza, after a VEEERY LONG struggle (Damn you Rayquaza! Why you have to be so hard to capture for?! =.= ) and was about to end the Delta Episode, and I was enjoying the cutscene and everything, then suddenly *spoiler for those who haven't played* Deoxys pops out of the meteorite!!
I'm like: "Shit! Okay... I think I can do this."
I chose Dragon Ascent to attack it with, then it attacks first and Rayquaza is left in the red HP.
I go: "Fuck! I'm screwed, please Rayquaza get it to the red as well!"
And what does it do?! It KO's it! And I panic! This is the first time I've gotten the chance to capture a Deoxys!! Then I go online and find out it's capture it this time or not at all, so I restart my game and realize I have to do the battle with Rayquaza ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
This time I go: "TO HELL WITH THIS!! I AIN'T DOING THIS ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE ENOUGH THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY KO'D IT!!! FUCK NO! I AIN'T DOING MORE OF THIS SHIT!!!"
And that leads us to now... =_= I'm pissed and exhausted... And I just wanna STRANGLE the dude that came up with the idea to have fucking DEOXYS straight AFTER FUCKING RAYQUAZA!!!
Also, Deoxys was in lvl 80!! FUCKING LVL 80!!! As if Rayquaza's lvl 70 wasn't bad enough?! My Pokémon were in the 60 zone when I faced Rayquaza!! And that was a challenge itself!! Like!! Just!! WHY?!?!?!!?!!! LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT THE OFFICE, GAMEFREAK?!?!?!?! WHO SAID THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!!! WHOEVER IT WAS, I WANNA STRANGLE 'EM!!!!