Hyun Yoh

2015-08-27
11:22:00

BTT X Yoh: Bon Bon! How about Non Non?! (Drabble)

I had downloaded Britain's and France's new character songs and I was praying, hoping, that France had been given a good song this time. Sure, I didn't like the Frenchman, but the songwriters didn't have to add more salt to the wound by giving him horrible songs.

I remember not being impressed by his last songs and was hoping Fate would be kinder to him this time. So, once they had been downloaded and synchronized I plugged in my headset and put the headphones over my head.

~*~*~*~*

Meanwhile in the living room the BTT had busied themselves with my PS3 and my Soul Calibur V game. Prussia was currently being owned by Spain, but he wouldn't have that and cursed loudly as he tried to take out Spain's character while Spain just laughed at his futile attempts.

France watching his two friends duke it out with the controllers bemusedly shot a snarky remark towards Prussia every now and then, mocking his 'awesomeness'.

Their fun, however, was soon put to an end when they suddenly heard a disgusted cry coming from my room, which caused them all to look in that direction.

But when they did, Spain's hand slipped and his character dealt the finishing blow to Prussia's character, making the Winner cheers go to Spain. This in turn caused Prussia's head to snap towards the screen and curse loudly.

       "VERDAMMT!" he exclaimed angrily and threw his controller onto the couch. "ZHIS DAMN GAME IS GLITCHY UND ZHE CONTROLLER IS BROKEN!!"
       "Ahaha, better luck next time, amigo! But perhaps we should see what's wrong with the chica?"
       "Oui, zat sounds like a good idea."

The three of them managed to drag the grumpy Prussia along to check on me whom they found in a fit of denial noping in my chair in my room. All this while glaring at my phone.

       "What's wrong, cherie?" France asked.
       "First of all, don't call me 'cherie'. Secondly, I-"
       "Ah, is that Britain's and France's new character songs?" Spain asked as he noticed my iTunes and saw the new songs I had added.
       "Vhat?! Jou dowvnloaded zhe Frenchie's song but not mine?!"
I sighed exasperatedly. "Yes, I downloaded Frenchie face's song."
France's face lit up. "And what did you zink of it? It was fabulous, wasn't it?"

Prussia and Spain snorted in response to their friend's remark before bursting out laughing loudly. To this France huffed indignantly and stuck his nose up into the air, commenting that just couldn't appreciate the beauty of his music.

I shook my head as I had been greatly disappointed by the song. "No Frenchie. I was hoping it would be good, but the only thing I have to say about it is 'ewww!'. It was not good at all. It shouldn't have Bon Bon in the title. It's more like Non Non. The music is bad, your voice isn't up to it, the beat is bad and the lyrics makes me just think 'no'."

I watched France's face fall as I went on while Spain and Prussia collapsed on the floor howling with laughter and slamming their hands onto the floor.

       "You don't like my song, cherie?!" His voice was obviously shocked and his face was heartbroken. My words clearly hurt him, but it couldn't be helped. I didn't like the song.

       "Nope. I don't, so it's definitely not gonna be granted a place on my phone as part of my music library. It was truly awful." To prove my point I held up my phone for him to see and deleted the song from my library. "You just can't seem to get good songs, can you? You're better off singing your version of the ending songs. They're better."

And with that, the only sounds that were heard in my house after that were howling laughter, heartbroken sobbing and the song Steady Rhythm because I couldn't stand to listen to the BTT's various noises.
 
 
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Here's the fourth little drabble I wrote that weekend. It's about my thoughts on France's new Character song. Like written, I had downloaded it when I saw it's full version out on YouTube and I was hoping for it not to disappoint me, but it did. Greatly. I was not pleased with it, and thus I removed it from my phone.


Disclaimer:
I don't own Hetalia
I don't own the song
but I own my opinions and this story.
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