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Nordics x Yoh: April Fools! (Drabble)
It was a fairly normal day in the Nordics household, except that it wasn't exactly a normal day at all. It was April Fools and I had been plotting, scheming and waiting for this day to come. I snickered as I laid in my bed, just waiting for the chaos, that took months of planning and preparation to get perfect, to ensue.
Just then I heard the first shriek and I could tell that it was Finland. His shriek was also soon followed by a desperate cry. Hehe! He must have found out that the all of the coffee was gone.
“SVE!!! NORGE!!! WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!!!”
“What?!” Norway stepped out of his room and soon Norwegian curses could be heard as he stepped on a sea of legos that had been placed right outside his door. “Stupid Dane, what have I told you about leaving your legos everywhere?!”
“What do you mean, Norge?! I haven't done anyting! But was it really necessary of you to put blue dye in my hair gel?!” I heard Denmark shout from the bathroom, obviously distressed and displeased.
“I did nothing of the sort!”
I snickered quietly to myself under my covers. And it wasn't long before I heard clattering and very loud and exasperated groan. That must have been Icey coming out of his room and setting off the ice-bucket trap that I had rigged above his door. That had been quite a challenge to rig without making any noise because of the rattling ice-cubes in the plastic bucket.
“Denmark, dis is not funny!”
“I swear, it wasn't me!”
“Sure it wasn't.” Came the sarcastic voices of both Iceland and Norway.
Suddenly a crash could be heard and an irritated Swedish curse was flung out there not long after. Immediately I knew that it must have been Sweden who had tried to sit on his chair in the kitchen, but I had tampered with it so it couldn't support his weight.
~*~*~*~*
In the kitchen Finland hurried up to the Swede on the floor to see if he was okay. He'd seen the chair collapse and thought it must have hurt quite a bit to hit the cold, hard stone floor.
“Sve?! Are you okay?!”
“I'm fine... Who did dis?”
“I don't know... Ah! Look out!!”
Swosh! A toy arrow fired from one of the cabinets and hit Sweden on the forehead, straight between the eyes. Sweden noticed a thin fishing line on the floor and followed it from the chair he had fallen off from to the cabinet from which the arrow had been fired.
He furrowed his brows as his slow brain, hazy with sleep, processed what had happened. When he sat down and the chair collapsed on him it must have pulled at the string and triggered the cabinet doors to open and fire at him. He yanked the toy arrow off his forehead, stood up and placed it on the table.
No sooner had he done that did the rest of the Nordics file in with Yoh following close behind, looking like she just woke up. She yawned and combed her hand through her hair, scratching her head as she did.
“Good morning...” she greeted in a tired voice.
“... Bad night?”
She nodded. “Long night, more like though... I was up all night trying to finish a story for deviantART... I swear, writer's block suck balls!” She looked around the room, from one person to the other. “Bad morning?”
The only reply she received was a chorus of grunts and whines.
“The stupid Dane decided it was a good idea to leave a sea of legos right outside my door this morning, making me step on them the first thing I did today”
“It wasn’t me!”
“He also thought it was a good idea to place a bucket of ice-cubes above my door, which fell on top of me when I opened it.”
“Come on, guys! I swear it wasn't me! But one of you tought it was funny to put dye in my hair gel!”
“It wasn't me,” said the two brothers in perfect unison once more.
Finland pouted as he told his part of the story. He had come down early for his usual morning cuppa, but when he opened the cabinets the first thing he noticed was that there was no coffee left. And to make matters worse, as he had been trying to find ingredients for making hot chocolate instead he had been bombarded by toy arrows before he had time to react.
“... And vhen I tried to sit on my favourite shair it collapsed on me. Den I was also attacked by some toy.”
~*Yoh’s POV*~
I stood there and listened to all of their experiences this morning. However, eventually I couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing loudly. All five of them stared incredulously at me – confusion written all over their faces.
“My goodness! Your faces! Your reactions! Thank you so much! That was absolutely brilliant! Haha! All those months of hard work and planning was definitely not wasted! Hahaha!”
“What are you talking about, søster?” Denmark asked.
“You seriously don't know what day it is today?” I snickered.
“Uh... Wednesday?” Finland tilted his head as he spoke.
“I’ll give you a hint.” I started backing towards the door. “... APRIL FOOLS, SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!” I shouted as I ran out the door at top speed.
“YOH!!!” All of the Nordics cried after me as I ran for dear life, laughing all the while.
Only the echo of my laughter was left behind in the kitchen. The Nordics sighed, but they really had been fooled this year. I had calculated the most plausible pranks for each of the Nordics to execute and managed to get them to freak out and/or blame each other. And everything could have ended on that note if it hadn't been for Iceland looking out the window towards the backyard.
“Oh hell no...”
“What is it, brother dear?”
“Do not call me dat! And she definitely outdid herself tis year. I definitely would have been blamed for tis...”
“What?”
“Look out te vindow...”
Five pair of eyes peered out the window and five pair of eyes saw what Iceland had meant. The entire backyard had been turned into a sea of lava...
“... My garden...!” Came the speechless and horrified sounding voice of Sweden's.
Just then I heard the first shriek and I could tell that it was Finland. His shriek was also soon followed by a desperate cry. Hehe! He must have found out that the all of the coffee was gone.
“SVE!!! NORGE!!! WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!!!”
“What?!” Norway stepped out of his room and soon Norwegian curses could be heard as he stepped on a sea of legos that had been placed right outside his door. “Stupid Dane, what have I told you about leaving your legos everywhere?!”
“What do you mean, Norge?! I haven't done anyting! But was it really necessary of you to put blue dye in my hair gel?!” I heard Denmark shout from the bathroom, obviously distressed and displeased.
“I did nothing of the sort!”
I snickered quietly to myself under my covers. And it wasn't long before I heard clattering and very loud and exasperated groan. That must have been Icey coming out of his room and setting off the ice-bucket trap that I had rigged above his door. That had been quite a challenge to rig without making any noise because of the rattling ice-cubes in the plastic bucket.
“Denmark, dis is not funny!”
“I swear, it wasn't me!”
“Sure it wasn't.” Came the sarcastic voices of both Iceland and Norway.
Suddenly a crash could be heard and an irritated Swedish curse was flung out there not long after. Immediately I knew that it must have been Sweden who had tried to sit on his chair in the kitchen, but I had tampered with it so it couldn't support his weight.
~*~*~*~*
In the kitchen Finland hurried up to the Swede on the floor to see if he was okay. He'd seen the chair collapse and thought it must have hurt quite a bit to hit the cold, hard stone floor.
“Sve?! Are you okay?!”
“I'm fine... Who did dis?”
“I don't know... Ah! Look out!!”
Swosh! A toy arrow fired from one of the cabinets and hit Sweden on the forehead, straight between the eyes. Sweden noticed a thin fishing line on the floor and followed it from the chair he had fallen off from to the cabinet from which the arrow had been fired.
He furrowed his brows as his slow brain, hazy with sleep, processed what had happened. When he sat down and the chair collapsed on him it must have pulled at the string and triggered the cabinet doors to open and fire at him. He yanked the toy arrow off his forehead, stood up and placed it on the table.
No sooner had he done that did the rest of the Nordics file in with Yoh following close behind, looking like she just woke up. She yawned and combed her hand through her hair, scratching her head as she did.
“Good morning...” she greeted in a tired voice.
“... Bad night?”
She nodded. “Long night, more like though... I was up all night trying to finish a story for deviantART... I swear, writer's block suck balls!” She looked around the room, from one person to the other. “Bad morning?”
The only reply she received was a chorus of grunts and whines.
“The stupid Dane decided it was a good idea to leave a sea of legos right outside my door this morning, making me step on them the first thing I did today”
“It wasn’t me!”
“He also thought it was a good idea to place a bucket of ice-cubes above my door, which fell on top of me when I opened it.”
“Come on, guys! I swear it wasn't me! But one of you tought it was funny to put dye in my hair gel!”
“It wasn't me,” said the two brothers in perfect unison once more.
Finland pouted as he told his part of the story. He had come down early for his usual morning cuppa, but when he opened the cabinets the first thing he noticed was that there was no coffee left. And to make matters worse, as he had been trying to find ingredients for making hot chocolate instead he had been bombarded by toy arrows before he had time to react.
“... And vhen I tried to sit on my favourite shair it collapsed on me. Den I was also attacked by some toy.”
~*Yoh’s POV*~
I stood there and listened to all of their experiences this morning. However, eventually I couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing loudly. All five of them stared incredulously at me – confusion written all over their faces.
“My goodness! Your faces! Your reactions! Thank you so much! That was absolutely brilliant! Haha! All those months of hard work and planning was definitely not wasted! Hahaha!”
“What are you talking about, søster?” Denmark asked.
“You seriously don't know what day it is today?” I snickered.
“Uh... Wednesday?” Finland tilted his head as he spoke.
“I’ll give you a hint.” I started backing towards the door. “... APRIL FOOLS, SUCKERS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!” I shouted as I ran out the door at top speed.
“YOH!!!” All of the Nordics cried after me as I ran for dear life, laughing all the while.
Only the echo of my laughter was left behind in the kitchen. The Nordics sighed, but they really had been fooled this year. I had calculated the most plausible pranks for each of the Nordics to execute and managed to get them to freak out and/or blame each other. And everything could have ended on that note if it hadn't been for Iceland looking out the window towards the backyard.
“Oh hell no...”
“What is it, brother dear?”
“Do not call me dat! And she definitely outdid herself tis year. I definitely would have been blamed for tis...”
“What?”
“Look out te vindow...”
Five pair of eyes peered out the window and five pair of eyes saw what Iceland had meant. The entire backyard had been turned into a sea of lava...
“... My garden...!” Came the speechless and horrified sounding voice of Sweden's.
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Niflheim this is awkward, but anyway. This is my contribution to April Fools Day even if it's a little late for my time zone. I thought I'd give it a try this year. I've never written an April Fools fanfic before and I've never pranked anyone on April Fools before (I've never been able to come up with a good prank... >_>), so if it's a little clumsily written, that's the reason.
Also. The pranks were inspired by this: sta.sh/0a6bgulakij
Happy April Fools everyone, and hope you enjoyed this little short story~! :D
Disclaimer:
I don't own Hetalia, it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
I don't own the pranks either, I came across that re-post from tumblr on FB
I only own myself and this story.
Also. The pranks were inspired by this: sta.sh/0a6bgulakij
Happy April Fools everyone, and hope you enjoyed this little short story~! :D
Disclaimer:
I don't own Hetalia, it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
I don't own the pranks either, I came across that re-post from tumblr on FB
I only own myself and this story.